Hey! It's me again.

I needed to let ya know that PJ is starting to scare me. He's been storming around the room for an hour screaming about the Kliq. This is after being gone for an hour when Shawn called. God I am going to kill that guy. The good news is I turned off the ringer after we got done talking so NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS!

Now if I could just get PJ to calm down and forget about those idiot friends of ours he could fuck my brains out and we would feel MUCH better.

Oh speaking of the Kliq… Apparently we aren't part of it anymore. At least that is what I think he said. It's hard to tell because he is really rambling. It's like the ghost of Scott Steiner has invaded his body.

I think I heard something about Scott and Kevin. I am guessing he called them… poor guy. He really shouldn't have done that. I coulda told him how frustrating they are. He really doesn't have enough experience in playing counselor to try it on the Kliq. Ya gotta start simple with these things… but not my PJ. My baby goes right for the top every time. That's one of those things I just love about him so much. I also love his eyes… and his lips... and that cute baldhead of his. He has this way of dominating me when we are fucking that NO ONE can compete with. He is completely perfect for me. I can't imagine another person on the planet that I…

Wait… I didn't say that did I? Back up there a couple sentences.

Did I say I love Justin? Noooooo, surely I didn't. Commitments give me hives.

Is it stuffy in here? I think I am hyperventilating.

Surely I didn't say it….

Oh fuck… I think I did.

Hold the phones people. When did this happen? And why in the fuck didn't someone tell me?

I mean I spend enough time telling THEM when they are in love or out of love or should think about thinking about being in love they could at LEAST have had the courtesy to do the same for me.

WOW! I am in love with Justin. Ok, I knew that… really I did… I was just pretending that I didn't. I swear! I don't understand why you don't believe me.

Ok now I'm rambling… damn Steiner.

I need to get a grip here.

What would Kevin do if he were in my shoes?

Wait what the hell am I thinking? Kevin is the last person to give me love advice.

How bout Shawn? No that would be a bad move too. I think Hunter and Scott are out, too.

So that leaves… Justin.

Of Course. Justin is my rock… ALWAYS.

No matter what I do he is still there when I come crawling back and let me tell you people I do some pretty fucked up things to myself… or used to anyway. It is better now that he is back. For some reason when we are apart I just can't stop myself. It's like I am on a one way road to self-destruction. But that ain't nothing compared to some of the shit I let other people do to me. It's always the innocent looking ones that get me. I always expect them to be like my Bald Boy… but they aren't. Justin's one of a kind.

Let me give you people some advice… if Kurt Angle ever asks you if ya wanna play… RUN… Really fast. That guy may LOOK like the boy next door, but he is a fuckin freak! I still have nightmares about him.

Thank God for Justin. He manages to keep most of the demons away.

So why do I keep doing this? Why do I let people abuse me? I don't like it… really I don't… well not to the extreme extents that it usually ends up being anyway.

I don't want you people to think I am some lunatic. I'm not. Yeah I like it kinda rough… it's practically a requirement if you are Kliq… you either really like giving pain or really like taking it.

(Psst… don't tell the guys I told you that… they'd kill me.)

I am normally MUCH more comfortable being the slave than the Dom… in fact I am the only one in the Kliq that NEVER Dom's. Scotty does occasionally, but never for Kevin as far as I know. Scotty's favorite bitch is Shawny. Kevin is our most consistent Dom. He does submit… but only for… Yup that's right… Shawn. Don't ask I have no clue. It doesn't make sense to me either... It's some twisted Outsider logic that the rest of us will never understand.

Shawn and Hunter are the ones that can never make up their damn minds. They switch places so much it gives me a fucking headache. It's no wonder they can't stay together… they can't ever remember who is running the show. And with those two TRUST me two bosses is NOT a good thing!

Justin is our surprise. He is so quiet most of the time… but in the bedroom… watch out! That man has the Master act down to a science! God it makes me hard just thinking about it. People never expect it out of him… I think he likes it that way.

We all have our little roles. But that is just they way it is. It's a Kliq thing really. Mine is to be the bitch… and I do it very well. With them it is never a problem… but outside The Kliq… well that's when things get tricky. I always think it will be different, but it isn't… ever. There is just no replacement for the guys. For those of you that think Test is a Kevin clone… let me assure you… he isn't. The boy ain't even close.

I should know I gave him long enough to try and he failed miserably. The man has NO clue about the difference between pain and pleasure… or where the line is between reality and the game. It is all the same to him. The game NEVER stops. He'd be ordering me around out in public or in the back in front of the rest of the roster… and the pain that man dishes out. Holy shit! I have scars from him… on the inside and out. That was bad. Kane had to rescue me from that one… my Bald Boy was still trying to get himself killed in ECW. Now Kevin… well I won't go there. I think I have told you enough about the intricacies of the Kliq's sex structure as it is.

I have tried every bad ass in the WWF. That includes the real ones and the ones who just THINK they are bad asses. Oh… by the way. Mark "The American Bad Ass" Calloway… Is a first Class wimp. He's a worse Dom than I am. With the exception of him… all the rest get their sick pleasure… and all I get is my ass kicked. I play the bitch and they play "Let's See How Many Pieces We Can Break Sean Into"… even I have to draw the line somewhere. In the end I always find Justin and he makes all the bad things disappear.

Now if he could just get the Kliq all back in one spot.

I miss them. When we are all in one spot they manage to keep me together. Don't ask me how… I don't understand it myself.

But they do.

They are all I have in the world… Really. They are the only things that will last forever anyway.

Damn, how did I not see it before? I love Justin. You should see him. Pacing around the room. I know he loves me. He thinks I don't know, but I do. Scotty told me one time while he was beating the shit outta me because I'd hurt Justin again.

Something to remember… Scotty is EXTREMELY protective of Justin. Hurt Bald Boy and risk the wrath of The Bad Guy… which is something that any sane person should try not to do. What you people thought we were all hugs kisses and sex? Hell no!

We beat the hell outta each other on a regular basis. For a few of us that is all that works to get through out thick skulls… like Hunter. That is one damn hardheaded, son of a bitch… Ruthless… Power hungry. We got into it a couple weeks before he got hurt. I should feel bad. I said some pretty harsh things to him… but I don't. Like Scotty always says, "What comes around goes around."

But, as pissed off at him as I am, I still love the guy. I am glad Jericho is finally giving him his payback for what he did to Shawn though.

The Kliq is a complex beast people… don't try to figure it out… just accept it.

I love Justin.

WOW!

Do you know how long we've been together? 8 years… Kevin and Scott only beat us by a year and HHH and HBK have to stay together long enough for someone to start counting. Those two break up more than they get back together. I swear. It's the funniest damn thing. You need a good chuckle just sit back and watch them argue… Good Gawd!

Lord now I'm channeling Page. * sigh *

When we first got together Justin was somewhere between PJ Walker and Aldo Montoya and I was somewhere in the middle of The Kid and the 1 2 3 Kid. We were both greener than shit and in the big leagues for the first time. I thought his ECW years were going to kill me… if they didn't kill him first. I hated him there. I was sure he would come back with scrambled brains.

But he made it… just like he said he would. And I was the one that ended up with my neck broken… figure that one out.

I love him.

Now if I can just get the damn Kliq off our backs maybe I can show him.

I think he is right, maybe we should divorce ourselves from the Kliq for awhile. I think it is time Justin got all my attention for awhile. The rest of them do it. Hell Scott and Kevin did it for most of the damn 4 years they were in WCW.

Oh SHIT! I have been zoning too long.

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

Now he's calling Hunter or is it Shawn?

Fuck! I am in deep shit here.

Ok folks I gotta go and hide somewhere… my neck doesn't need broken again and when he is done with those two he's gonna wanna strangle someone. Those two could piss off the Pope. I'd rather play Ann Landers to Kevin and Scott at the same time than deal with Hunter or Shawn… they just make no damn sense.

Good thing I picked Justin.

Maybe that commitment thing isn't so bad after all.

WOW! I am in love!

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