**gathers all the musi together**

Raven: "ok, let's get ready to..."

Taker: (grumble, grumble)

Raven: "no, we're gonna sing!"

Jeff: "sing? sing? I can't sing! I look horrible!!"

BadMatt: "what does lookin' good have ta do wit singin'? You're such a retard!"

Jeff: "my public expects certain things from me, ya know? And lookin good is one of those things!"

BadMatt: "you ain't ever looked good a day in your life!"

Jeff: (runs to the corner and cries)

HHH: "damn it, Matt! Look what you did!"

BadMatt: "yeah, cuz I'm that damn good!"

HHH: (slaps Matt) "asshole! I'm going to get my sledgehammer and..."

BadMatt: *evil grin* "Whatcha gonna do wit it, big boy?" (wiggles eyebrows)

Jeff: (screaming from the corner) "HE'S MINE, MATT!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!" (runs toward Matt with HHH's sledgehammer and smacks BadMatt in the head)

BadMatt: (falls to floor, screaming) "OWWIE!! OWWIE!!"

Sean: "that's funny, man!"

Shane: "my hurrisenses detect discord in the Hardy camp!"

Jeff: (sniffling) "we have a camp?"

Taker: (shakes head) "idiots"

Adam: "that totally reeks!"

Jay: "that's your new shampoo, reekazoid!"

Austin: "WHAT?"

Shannon: "what are we doin' here anywayz?"

Jeff: "goin' to camp!!"

Raven: "NO, we're supposed to be singing!"

Jeff: "I told you, I have to get ready for my public. I can't sing yet!"

Taker: "I'll get ya ready, boy..."

BadMatt: "I tawt I taw a puddytat!!"

HHH: "shut up!"

Adam: "that is so messed up, eh?"

Jay: "be quiet! we have to sing happy birthday to Steph!!"

Adam: "Steph? isn't that the girl who's obsessed with you?"

Jay: (smiles) "yes! and Matt & Jeff, too! but not BadMatt, he's mean!"

BadMatt: "la la la la la la la"

Taker: (grabs BadMatt by the back of his pants and throws him in the closet...then he retrieves the GoodMatt and puts him in his place among the group) "don't you start nuthin, boy!"

GoodMatt: (stares at Taker with googly eyes) "yes, sir!" (smiles)

Taker: "sir? I like that!"

GoodMatt: (still staring)

Taker: "you gonna stare at me all night, boy?"

GoodMatt: "maybe, sir." (blushes)

Jeff: "Matt? Matt? stop that now!"

Adam: "Matt, you're creeping me out, eh? Taker's like so old!"

Taker: "ya better shut your mouth, boy, before I shut it for ya!"

Jay: "Matthew! what do you think you're doing?!? You get back over here with Jeff and I right this instant or you don't get any tonight!!"

Matt: "huh?"

Jeff: (pouts) "Jay, make him stop that!"

Jay: (grabs Matt by the hair and pulls him toward Jeff) "behave!"

Taker: (grabs Matt's arm and pulls him back) "I like him."

(Jay and Taker proceed to play tug of war with Matt. In the meantime, Raven tries to gain control of this ragtag group, so that they can wish you a happy birthday. Total bedlam ensues, and the entire group of musi end up in a heap on the floor. Before long, clothes are flying everywhere, and the room is filled with the sounds of flesh slapping against flesh and the most incredible moans)

Austin: "WHAT? Y'all are nasty! WHAT? Don't ya remember what we came here for? WHAT? We's supposed to be singin'! WHAT? I'm a good sanger, ya know! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?"

Jericho: "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

Raven: (pulling his kilt down) "I knew this was a bad idea!" (he grabs Matt, Jeff & Jay) "now stand up here and behave yourselves long enough to sing!!"

Jeff: (pouting) "I told you I can't sing!" (spies Jay's & Matt's nekkid selves) "but, I can damn sure hum a tune!!" (drops to his knees and proceeds to suck Matt and Jay, humming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY")

Raven: (shaking his head) "it's the thought that counts, right?"

Jeff: "ummmm hummmmmmmmm"

Jay: "oh dear…." (throws head back and screams)

GoodMatt: "uh huh, oh yeah….."

Raven: (throws hands in air and stomps off in disgust) "I've had it! I give up!!"

All: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"