Stan: Howdy folks, lets go for a ride.
Get your favorite one to sit by your side.
Cuddle up in the sleigh,
Giddy up Nellie Gray!
And away we go!

I know many of you have noticed me and Dave have been together for more than a year. We met during a vacation to Sun Valley. I first laid my eyes on him when I saw that sexy hunk of man skiing. So of course I signed up for skiing lessons. But c'mon people wouldn't you sign up just to be with him?

Wendy: While you're listening to the sleigh bells ring
You're yodeling to your bay-be.
You'll feel nice and warm
No matter how cold it may be!

Well, needless to say I sucked when it came to skiing. I must've fell and busted my ass about twenty times. Every time I fell, Dave just past right by me. I could've sworn he was a pro skier. But that's not his only talent! No-no, people he's good in about everything he does. Let's face it; the man is a prodigy. And I should know.

Stan: Take a look at little Jack and Jill
They ski down a hill
There's a snow plow turn
Look there's a spill
There's a spill on the hill
When you're down its a thrill
To get up again.

But something happened one day. And I could never forget it! While Dave was being Mr. Showoff, he crashed into a snow plow and was nearly knocked unconscious. Everyone on the slope laughed; including myself. But before I knew it I was moving down the hill. But I didn't want to move and *BOOM!* I crashed into the snow plow and landed right next to Dave.

Together: Everybody ought to learn to ski
'Cause that's how we first met.

And that's when our instructor Eric helped us up and took us back to the lodge. So it was just me and him drinking our mugs of hot chocolate and trying to figure out what the hell just happened. "So, are you alright?" He asked with huge grin. Now I remind you, I've been after this man for days. "Yeah dude I'm totally fine." I smiled. "Well, my name is David Batista, but you can call me Dave." He introduced holding out his hand. "Its very nice to meet you Dave. I'm Randy Orton." I said shaking his hand. For someone his size, he had soft hands.

Wendy: We were that Jack and Jill
That came down a hill

"So is this your first time skiing?" He asked moving a little closer to me. By that time my heart was pounding so fast I thought it was fly out. "Yeah and as you can tell I'm not much of a skier." I said looking down. I heard him chuckle. "Yeah I know. I saw you fall so many times I couldn't believe it." I took another sip of my hot chocolate and sighed.

Stan: When I looked at you
My heart took a spill

"Well, it was nice meeting you Randy. I'm gonna get back to skiing." Dave said offering his hand again. Shaking his hand again I said "Okay, I see you later." I retorted trying not to sound upset. "How bout this; meet me at the bunny slope at seven and we'll hang out at my place for a little bit, okay?" He offered giving me an ear-to-ear grin. "Sure!" I answered quicker than I intended too.

Wendy: Took a spill on a hill
Stan: It's a thrill...

After Dave left I ran back to the condo just to be greeted by my roommate Shannon. "So where ya been?" He asked taking a bite out of his candy bar. "I just met the most amazing man, Shan." I said sounds like a school girl. "His name is Dave and he loves to ski. He's tall, dark, and handsome. Plus he's very fit." I added grabbing Shannon's candy bar and biting into it. He pouts and grabs another out from his pocket. "He sounds hot. So did you fuck him?" He asked cocking his light brown eyebrow. "Not yet, but we kinda/sorta have a date tonight. And I need you to help me get ready." He rolled his eyes and smiled. "Sure I'll do it. Only because I need you to get out the house 'cause Jeff's coming over tonight."

Together: that I can't forget.
It happened in Sun Valley
not so very long ago.

I was very thankful Shan helped me get ready. He made me look stunning. He gave me my coat and peck on the lips. "Go get 'em tiger." I left the house and nearly sprinted to the bunny slope. I was a nervous wreck but I never lost my confidence about how I looked. When I arrived at the slope I saw Dave standing there looking hotter than he did before. "Hey there!" He chuckled handing me a box of chocolates. "Hey." I panted trying to catch my breath. "You look great" He commented. "So do you!" I squeaked trying not to sound like a nervous school girl. "Shall we walk to my place?" Dave asked pointing east. "Why not? It's such a nice night." I agreed.

Stan: There were sunbeams in the snow
and a twinkle in your eye

I never realized until that night how hard it is to walk in snow. I was so happy when he reached his place. When he opened the door I was in awe. The place was fucking beautiful. They guy had to be rich. "Nice cabin." I observed. "Thank you." He retorted handing me a glass of champagne. He sat down on his leather couch and patted the seat next to him. Obviously telling me to sit down. So I did.

Wendy: I remember, oh so clearly
That you nearly
Passed me by

We started talking about our past relationships, jobs, and family. "Well to tell you the truth" I began as I toyed with the glass "My friend's dad is very wealthy so he decided to let us spend Christmas here." I took another sip of the champagne and watched the fireplace. "So Randy do you have a boyfriend?" He hesitated a little before asking the question. Usually I'd be annoyed by that stupid question but this time I smiled and nodded my head. "No this boy is single and ready to mingle." Dave's began to glow when I finished answering. Then there was that awkward silence. I quickly gulped down my champagne and broke the suspense.

Together: Then it happened in Sun Valley
when you slipped and fell and so did I!

I kissed him. He was shocked at first but then he began to get into it. His tongue snaked out and parted my lips, exploring the velvety flesh inside. He pushes me onto the sofa and ripped my clothes off. He was very please with the huge erection he gave me. Dave looked at my body like it was a piece of art. "My god, you're so perfect, you're totally flawless." He whispered in my ear. He took off his clothes also and grabbed a condom that was on the coffee table. Tearing the wrapping he handed it to me. "Put it on me." He demanded with a cold tone. I took the rubber and began to put it on. "Slowly!" He barked causing me to jump.

Together: I remember oh so clearly
that you nearly
passed me by.
Then it happened in Sun Valley.
When you tripped and fell and so did I

Dave began to fuck - no excuse me -- make love to me slowly. Then he picked up the pace. Each thrust was much more powerful than the last. Then it got to the point where I was literally screaming his name and begging for more. He let out a half man half animal growl and came inside me. Filling me with his seed, it was seconds later when I let out a loud shriek and came all over Dave's hand. He looked at me then at his hand. He licked his hand clean. Making me feel all tingly inside.

Stan: Now every year we go back and then

We tried to come down from our high by just laying on the floor side by side. "Dave you're amazing." I panted trying fan myself. "So are you." He replied getting up and getting us something to drink again. "Dave I'm so glad I signed up for skiing lessons or I've never would've met you." I lied. Ever since I signed up I'd been in constant pain. "I'm glad we crashed into that snow plow." He laughed extending his hand and helping me up.

Wendy: We recall that fall and that moment when

After I used the shower and got dressed we walk to my condo arm in arm. I felt like Leonardo Dicaprio in that damn movie. I felt like the king of the world! When we finally got to my condo we kissed goodnight and said we'll see each other tomorrow.

Stan: We were there on the hill

And we did just that. We saw each other all the time sometimes I'd spend the night over at his condo and the vice versa. We spent Christmas together, as well as New Years. He ended up moving in with me. We've been going strong for a little over a year and nothing can tear us apart.

Together: So we both take a spill
and we're Jack and Jill... again.

So whenever one of our friends wanna meet someone new, we suggest going skiing. And every year we go back and visit that magical spot were we crashed into the snow plow. I couldn't be happier, nor could I ask for more. Going to Sun Valley was the best choice I ever made in my life. I suggest you go there if you're looking for love!

[ END ]

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