In a bar in Toledo across from the depot
On a barstool she took off her ring
I thought I'd get closer
So I walked on over
I sat down and asked her name
When the drink finally hit her
She said I'm no quitter
But I finally quit living on dreams
I'm hungry for laughter
And here ever after
I'm after whatever the other life brings


In the mirror I saw him
I closely watch him
I thought how he looked out of place
He came to the woman
Who sat their beside me
He had a strange look on his face
The big hands are callous
He looked like a mountain
For a minute I thought I was dead
But he started shaking
His big heart was breaking
He turned to the woman and said


You picked the fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad time
Live thru' some sad times
But this time your hurtin wouldn't heal


After he left us, I ordered more whiskey
I thought how he made him look small
From lights of the bar room to a rented hotel room
We walked without talking at all
She was a beauty, but when she came to me
She must have thought I lost my mind
I couldn't hold her, the words that he told her
Kept coming back time after time.


You picked the fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad time
Live thru' some sad times
But this time your hurtin wouldn't heal


You picked the fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad time
Live thru' some sad times
But this time your hurtin wouldn't heal

It was after Raw and several of the guys were in the bar. Some of the Smackdown roster was visiting as they didn't have a house show so came into town to watch the show. HHH and his boyfriend Chuck Palumbo, Kevin Nash and his boyfriend Shannon Moore who was up from HWA visiting sat at a table with Scott Hall and his boyfriend Sean Waltman. There was a jukebox in the corner and Scott had earlier selected several songs all of which he loved. Suddenly the Kenny Rogers song Lucille came on and Hunter perked up drunkenly and said, "hey I like this song!"

Scott snorted shaking his head and after sipping his beer said, "shaddup Paul you're drunk."

"You don't even know this song," Sean giggled tipsily squirming in Scott's lap happily.

Paul pouted from his place on Chuck's lap and said, "do so."

Chuck smiled drunk also and replied back, "Of course you do, baby."

"Like YOU know the lyrics," Sean giggled again rolling his eyes and Kevin and Shannon giggled from their seat.

"I don't know what you're laughin about Kev," Scott said sarcastically. "YOU don't know them either!"

"Of course we do!" Kevin slurred indignantly.

"Prove it!" Scott challenged and Kevin scowled wrinkling his forehead.

"OK you got it!" Shannon chirped, "but Chuck and Hunter have to help."

"I'm game," Chuck agreed nodding and Paul looked offended.

"Hey I AM THE GAME," Paul whined and Chuck slapped him on the back of the head. "Who told you that it was ok for you to talk slave? In this case though I will forgive you, but as a punishment you have to help sing this song." Paul frowned and Scott snickered seeing his big friend brought down so easily by a big blonde dumbo.

"Who starts?" Sean asked bouncing and clapping excitedly.

"Chucky an' Pauly," Kevin slurred firmly and the two mentioned wrestlers groaned knowing that as their leader they had to follow him.

"OK Chico who's starting?" Scott asked smiling looking from Chuck to Paul who was kneeling on the floor next to Chuck's chair.

"I will," Chuck said taking a deep breath and making a big production of getting ready to sing.

"In a bar in Toledo across from Office Depot On a barstool thrown into the ring"

Snickering Paul sang, "I thought he'd fuck Booker."

Chuck glared but ignored him for now and kept on singing.

"So I sat down and asked where's The Game When the twink finally dumped him"

Knowing he would be in deep shit but not caring Paul sang on recklessly.

"He said You're a fucker You finally quit sucking on Dreamer"

Chuck glared and quickly picked up where Paul left off.

"He's Begging for Faster And many years After"

Naughtily Paul cut in and bellowed, "He'll be after whatever DX creams."

Shaking his head and trying not to laugh at the pair who were OBVIOUSLY not even attempting to get the lyrics right Scott looked at Kevin. Seeing the drunken twinkle in his eyes Scott knew Kevin knew also and smiled over Sean's head eagerly anticipating what Shannon and Kevin would come up with. When Kevin started first Scotty had to laugh as his friend didn't let him down in the least.

"I watched in the Mirror
He never looked queerer
I thought his balls were out of place
He looked like a Woman
He immediately started fussin'
Cause of this strange look on my face"


Not to be outdone and in all his sweetness Shannon looked up and started singing where his big dom lover left off.

"His big Cock shows calluses He shot like a Fountain For a minute I thought he broke his head"

Sean almost fell off Scott's lap laughing as Kevin took over again singing arrogantly if not still drunkenly.

"My cock started shaking
His little crack was aching
He pulled off the whopper and bled"


Scott looked down at Paul who was licking a trickle of blood off his lip. Realizing it was his turn to sing he bellowed, "You picked a fine time to bleed me you freak"

Not having any clue where they were at in the song Chuck sang back, "Four Hundred Horsemen whipped in a steel cage"

From a couple tables over Arm looked at Ric and laughing asked, "Ric when did we expand?"

Ric shrugged and smiling said, "I dunno, but that is one damn big cage."

Getting sidetracked with the mention of the Horsemen Kevin sang, "I've had some of them guys"

Unable to resist Sean remembered one particular encounter he'd witnessed between Kevin and Ric and couldn't help but throw in, "Been tied up with some of Flair's ties"

Adoringly Shannon glared at Ric and sang, "But this time his cock is all mine"

Shaking his head Chuck tried to make Shannon feel better and picking up on the theme of Kevin's dick offered, "After he fucked us we cried such a ruckus"

To which Hunter had to add, "I laughed cause his cock looked so small"

Determined to defend his big lover Shannon glared at Paul and hollered, "From the fight in the bathroom to a fuck in a backroom."

Unintimidated Paul sang on with, "His cock wasn't so shocking at all"

Growing angry Shannon stood and put his fist on his hips practically screaming, "It was a beauty when it rose to me"

At a different table Stone Cold added, "They really have lost their damn minds"

Paul was having too much fun to stop tormenting Shannon even though his master was giving him warming glares and sang, "I couldn't hold him up cause he such a damn fat fuck"

Almost in tears now at Paul's cruelty Shannon cried, "It makes me come fuckin' time after time"

Jeff and Matt Hardy shook their heads at their friend's upset with Matt sighing, "He is SUCH a fuckin' twink it's disgusting."

Incensed at the insult of his friend Jeff pouted and said, "you're just pissed cause HE gets the Hog and you can't have it!"

Unhappy that his small lover had been hurt Kevin stood and leaning over the table growled. Then intent on making his baby feel better sang the next part alone.

"You picked a fine time to bleed me you freak
Four Hundred cocks up and you've got the crop out
I've come with The Bad Guy
Been sucked by some small guy
And this time my cock may not be mine"

Shannon sighed happily and bounced into Kevin's arms letting the big man carry him from the bar as Scott shook his head glad Kenny wasn't there to hear. Hunter though was too drunk to realize he should leave well enough alone and looking at the Undertaker who was sitting with Kane sang one last time.

"I picked a fine time to bleed you you freak
Four Hundred fuck ups now he's got his cock up
I've Fucked the Bad Guy
Been sucked by the Deadguy"


Growling Mark stood up and started to advance on the table as Kane tried valiantly to hold him back. Outraged Mark got in the final word of warning, "But this time your bruises ain't healin'!"

Realizing his drunk slave was in deep shit Chuck hit the kneeling man with an empty beer bottle knocking him out then picked him up and carried the unconscious man out of the bar over his shoulder.

Scott chuckled thinking it was another typical Kliq outing as Page and CK sat down. Sean giggled and said, "that was fun."

Laughing Scott agreed but cockily threw in,. "I told ya they didn't know the lyrics."

Pouting CK said, "Yeah but did they have to butcher Lucille?"

THE END!!