Up in smoke, you've lost another lover
As you take a hit off your last cigarette
Strung out, burned out
Yeah you're down on your luck
And you don't give a huh!
'Til the best part of you starts to...twitch
Ain't that a...bitch

Freak out
I'm alone now
I feel just like I'm losin' my mind
'Cause love is like the right dress
On the wrong girl
You never know what you're gonna find
You think you're high and fine as wine
Then you wind up like a dog in a ditch
'Cause love is like a wrong turn
On a cold night
Yeah, Ain't That A Bitch(a)
Ain't That A Bitch, yeah, yeah, yeah

What a difference a year makes. Last year at this time we were together and in love… we were happy. Now we are so far apart that… I don't even wanna find the way back. Someone else makes me happy now. Someone… someone good.

But you… You're in a place that I never imagined that YOU of all people could be in. I hear that you're smoking, and not just Marlboros. You're drinking like a fish. You go through men like newspapers and some of them are questionable… but this. God Dwayne what have you done to your life?

On the surface it looks like you've sky rocketed. You are a complete success in Hollywood, but your personal life… Jesus Dwayne why him? You always told me that you couldn't stand him. Said he was just a little punk bitch who thought he was the king of the world. That's where I got that from… it was our little joke. And now you're married to him.

Christ, leave it to Canada to make a law that ends up destroying your life. I wonder if you've seen the headlines. The Rock marries… AND IT IS A MAN! You're in the Enquirer, People, you're on E!, Entertainment Tonight, and fuck I think you even made Letterman's nightly routine. He must love it. Jeff has always needed the spotlight. Jeff Hardy… Jesus Dwayne… how far have you slipped?

In a daze
In the throws of emotion
You see God in the Devil's eyes
Then you fall so far from grace
You wouldn't know a kiss
If it was on your face
You can tell it to the jury
But you ain't got no case

Freak out
I'm alone now
I feel just like I'm losin' my mind
'Cause love is like the right dress
On the wrong girl
You never know what you're gonna find
The gal was fine as calamine
But not enough to scratch a seven year itch
'Cause love is like the last licks
Outta Hendrix
Yeah, Ain't That A Bitch
Ain't That A Bitch, yeah, yeah

I know what you are thinking. I know what everyone is thinking. You're with me cause in some twisted way I remind you of him. And ya know what… I am sure they are right. I can see it in your eyes. They are all glassy from all the coke in your system. You're so fucked up I wonder if you even realize that it's me you're fucking and not him. When you cum… which should happen just… about… OH GOD… now.

Christ… fuck… Oh God baby yes… Oh Dwayne… why? Why do you have to scream his name? Why is it you have to scream for Chris not me?

I know everyone will think this is funny. Jeff Hardy married to a man that hates him. But they'll find it even funnier when they find out that I'm in love with you. I am you know.

I love you… flaws and all. And I wonder… you… you love him so much… your precious Chris, but… but do you think that he would still love you if this had happened while you were together? Do you think he would understand? Do you think that he would stand by you and support you just… waiting… waiting for you to crash. Everyone does… and you won't be any better… even though I know that you think that you will. We all do. God knows I did.

Oh God Dwayne… what has happened to you? You can barely wait to be out of me before you have to snort another line. I think that you'd do it off me if I'd let you. But every relationship has to have rules… ours has one. You don't pressure me with your drugs. It's hard enough to stay clean… stay strong. But I know that I have to… if I don't… we're doomed.

Then you feel so out of place
Lickin' up the arsenic
From the same old lace
You know the stuff is poison
But you gotta have a taste

You gotta freak out
I'm alone now
I feel just like I'm losin' my mind
'Cause love is like the right dress
On the wrong girl
You never know what you're gonna find
You think you're high and fine as wine
Then you wind up with your face in the ditch
'Cause love is like a warm gun
On a cold night
Yeah, Ain't That A Bitch
Ain't That A Bitch,

God I love you. Chris… I love you. Don't listen to them. Don't…

God what have I done?

Jeff Hardy… Jesus Christ… what have I done? What have I done?

What have I….

Chris!

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

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