Shit when the hell did I become Dr. Ruth for the Kliq?

First Kev calls pretendin' that he wanted to know what was wrong with Hunts and The HeartBreaker, but really he just called to get advice on Scotty.

I've no clue where all this "Scott doesn't need me anymore" shit is coming from. All these people that think Kev is Mr. Calm-Cool-and-Collected need to get a life. Lemmie tell you people right now... its all a front. Yeah the guy has nerves of steel all right, but these days it's pretty damn thin steel. Kev's stressed to the max!

He seems to think that just 'cause Scotty isn't drinking that he doesn't need him anymore. I told him that isn't how it works, but God knows he ain't gonna to listen to me.

None of them do.

They all call me to bitch and complain and whine and moan but not one of them listens to the advice I give 'em. I'm just The Kid... what do I know right? Well they just need to stop calling me then.

SHIT!

I was tryin' to fuck PJ when Kev called and by the time he got done I was completely not in the mood. So then I finally get INTO the mood again and what happens??

SCOTTY CALLS!

I'm tellin' you these two wouldn't know good timing if it bit 'em in their asses.

Scotty wanted to know what's wrong with Kev. He says that Kev's lookin' at him like he's expecting him to do something only he has no idea what.

I suggested that maybe Kev felt like he didn't need him anymore. He told me that was stupid and Kev knows better.

I said, "ok well maybe Kev feels like he doesn't know you anymore".

Then he started yellin' at me. I have no clue... somehow he got to rambling about The HeartBreaker tellin' him he needed to work on relations with himself.

I think Scotty has masturbation down so it sounds like I have to call Shawny and find out what the hell he's talking 'bout.

Scotty finally hung up on me. I guess I wasn't giving him the right answers.

What do I know... I mean I only spent a damn hour listenin' to Kev whine. And yes for those of you who think that Kev is too perfect to whine... he does a damn fine job when he feels like it.

By the time I got done with Scotty PJ wasn't in the mood anymore.

I don't think I will ever get fucked again.

I need to just stop answering my phone.

Scotty said something about telling Shawn to call me cause PJ and I are the only couple getting' along... oh yeah, I guess I don't have to call him then.

The one I need to call is Hunter.

PJ and I are a couple huh? That was news to him too. Just because we fuck... ALOT doesn't mean we are committed...

Does it?

Shit I don't have time for this. I will worry about Justin later.

I think Hunter is gonna to have to wait too.

If I don't give PJ some attention he'll cut me off for a week.

Damn I sound like Scott and Hunter. I'm not in a relationship am I? Surely I would know these things.

I hate being the one in the middle all the time.

Damn PJ has a nice ass.

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