POV: Randy
August 31, 2004

This just simply can't be happening to me! It's just not possible. I'm Randy Keith Orton. I'm a third generation wrestler. I am the son of legendary Cowboy Bob Orton. Hell, I am the youngest and will be the greatest WWE champion ever. This cannot be happening! There has to be some mistake! I'm certainly not feminine by any means. I am 6'5" and 265 pounds, that does not make one think I am someone this could happen to. Nope, this is not happening. HELL NO!

That's what I kept saying until I saw the proof on the screen. Two tiny little images. Two tiny little images that Dave and I created. How did this happen? Well I know how it happened. But I didn't even know it was possible. What is Dave going to think? Will he want me to keep them? Do I even want to? Will he think this is too weird? Is he going to think I planned this? Hell, I couldn't have planned it because I didn't know it could happen.

Dave's going to be so pissed? His ex wife did this to him. Told him she was pregnant so he would marry her. That didn't end so well, but Dave loves his girls. But will he even want more children? Does he even want to be a father again now that his girls are growing up? Would he even want a baby with me? Would he even want a man to have his baby? Shit this just can't be happening! We aren't even together. We just have sex. Just sex doesn't even come close! The most amazing nights of my life have been spent in Dave's bed. Whether it is on the road or in his home it is always incredible. He can be so amazingly gentle and loving for a man his size. That's not even something I knew I wanted until him.

There isn't only worrying about Dave's reaction! What about the timing? Shit, I just won the title and this is the biggest angle of our careers. The biggest angle of our careers and I won't even be able to finish it. Vince is going to fire me. Hell he might even fire Dave. This just isn't the greatest timing? Then again when is the greatest timing to tell a guy like Dave that his lover, his male lover, is pregnant? I do know I am going to have to tell him as soon as possible. I'll tell him just as soon as I get the nerve? Imagine that! Cocky Randy Orton being afraid of anything. In five months our lives will never be the same! This just can't be happening . . .

Read Part Two of This just Can't be Happening