"Alright, guys, we're here. Why on earth I had to come to a strip club I'll never know, but we're here. Damn, why'd I quit drinking again?" Scott asks, watching as the guys disappear into the club.

"Come on, Scotty! Don't make me go in here alone." Kevin said, looking back at his best friend who was hanging back, looking desolate to be here.

"Coming, Kev." Scotty replied, trudging along behind Kevin, as always. This was starting to get old, following behind Kev like a trained puppy. Sometimes, love could be such a bitch! He would do anything for Kevin, but Kev never seemed to get the clue that Scott saw him as more than his best friend/brother. Hell, if he was any more obvious about how he felt, he may as well just strip Kevin naked and jump his bones, but then, the way Kev was acting recently; he might miss that one, too.

"Why ya so glum, babe?" Kevin asked, throwing his arm around Scotty's shoulders, leading them both into the bar. Hesitating a moment to pay the admission fee for both of them, Kev looked down at Scotty wondering why his best friend seemed, well, rather off tonight. Scott seemed to be depressed, and for the life of him, Kevin could not figure out why. Oh well, I'll have to so something silly to divert him from whatever it is.

"Hey Kev, Scott! Over here. We saved you guys a seat." Sean called, waving them over to the table that he, Chris and Chris were sitting at, right up front near the stage, watching a woman dancing.

"Hey yo, Kidd." Scott greeted, sitting down, forcing a smile on his face so that Sean wouldn't worry about him. Again, why was he here? Oh, yeah, to drive these idiots home after they got drunk and ogled a bunch of stripping women. Well, he had to give them credit; at least they had picked a bar where they thought he'd have something fun to do while they got drunk. Little did they know he would much rather watch Kevin than any woman, but damn it hurt to watch Kevin watch some woman strip.

"Took you two long enough! We've been waiting for like two hours!" Benoit said, glancing away from the stage to greet the two latecomers.

"Sorry, our match ran late, then a couple of the guys needed to ask some questions. By the time we got our shower, well, you understand how it goes. We got here as soon as we could." Kevin replied, waving a server over to order a drink for himself and Scotty.

"You two eaten yet?" CJ asked, as the waitress came over to the table, gesturing to his glass, silently asking for another.

"Can I get you gentlemen anything?" The waitress asked after nodding in acknowledgement to CJ.

"Uhm, yeah, I want a beer, and my friend here wants a coke. Oh yeah, and do ya'll have like hot wings, or something like that?" Kevin replied, smiling flirtatiously at her.

"Yeah, how many you want?" She replied, smiling back as she wrote on her pad.

"We'll take two of the largest orders you got, both with Ranch dressing. Thanks." Kevin told her, unconsciously scooting his chair closer to Scotty and throwing a friendly arm around his shoulders. "Oh, damn! Almost forgot. Scotty was saying his stomach was a little upset earlier. Guess you better bring us an order of breadsticks, too. They help settle his stomach when he eats spicy food."

"You alright, Fuzzy?" Sean asked, noticing the grimace Scott was trying to carefully hide behind a smile.

"Yeah, Kidd, I'm fine. Stomach's acting up a little, probably just something I ate earlier." Scott replied, latching onto the excuse Kevin had thoughtlessly given him with their order. He had forgotten he had tried that one to try to get out of coming tonight. Truth was, the only thing upsetting him right now was the way Kevin was unconsciously catering to him, and constantly touching him. Damnit, he was already having a hard enough time dealing with how he was feeling about Kevin without having Kevin go back into touchy feely mode. He hadn't been this physical outside the ring since Scotty was first getting off the drugs and alcohol. Yeah, he missed it sometimes (the physical presence of Kevin, NOT the alcohol), but then, he remembered just what the physical presence of Kevin caused. Oh well, at least tonight he could let himself enjoy this and if Kevin noticed how much he was enjoying it, well, he could pass it off as being caused by watching the strippers.

Kevin tightened his arm fractionally around Scott, squeezing him lightly in sympathy, before turning to look at him. Noticing he actually looked happy for a change, Kevin decided he wanted to make sure that his best friend continued to feel that way. Wondering what he could do to keep that look on Scott's face, he began to absentmindedly rub Scott's shoulders.

"I'm going to run to the bathroom real quick before our food gets here. Be right back." Scott said, figuring he better go now, while he could still stand without his condition being too obvious, because if Kevin kept up with the touchy-feely stuff, he was going to either embarrass himself, or have one hell of a time walking out of here when this was over.

"Hey, Kev, what's up with Scotty?" CJ asked.

"I don't know. He's been kind of quiet for the last few days." Kevin replied absently as he watched Scott walk away, wondering yet again what was bothering his best friend. He wasn't going to tell outsiders this, but whatever it was that was bothering Scotty had evidently started not too long before the two of them had left the WWF for the WCW. Whatever the problem was, it had caused Scott to quit, not even telling Kevin he was going to until it was time to re-sign their contracts. Kevin had opted to not sign either, and had come south with Scotty, and for awhile, it had seemed to even out to just a little distant, but still around. Then he had started to distance himself yet again. Come to think of it, that had started about the time Sean had joined them. "Kidd, do you have any idea what's up with him?"

"No, Kev. Sure don't." Sean answered a bit too quickly.

"Try again, Sean." Kevin said, leveling a sharp look towards the youngest member of his extended family.

"I'm serious, Kev. Scotty hasn't said anything to me. I just figured he resented me being around all the time or something. Can't say I blame him. I mean, I know he thinks of me as a brother, and all, but who really wants someone around all the time, especially when the two of you want some time alone, and he feels like he has to entertain me, too." Sean replied, nervously.

"Why would we not want you around, Sean, you're another of both of our best friends." Kevin replied, confused.

"Kevin, I'm not stupid, alright? I mean, I know you and Scotty never mentioned it to the rest of us, but you're kind of obvious!" Sean whispered, furiously, trying to not be overheard by anyone who might be listening.

"What are you talking about, Sean?" Kevin asked, still not understanding what it was that Sean was trying to tell him.

"Come on, Kev! The way you put your arm around him possessively, the way you solicitously order for him all the time, the way you hang on his every word like it's the most fascinating thing you've ever heard, hell, even the way you look at him screams it. And Scott is no better at hiding it than you are! The way he shies away from everyone else's touch, but leans into yours, the way he constantly touches you, shit, even the way talks, his voice changes when he's talking to you!" Sean told him emphatically, growing disgusted by the way Kevin seemed to be evading the original subject.

"Sean?" Kevin asked, honestly looking clueless.

"You mean, you two aren't together? But, Kev? EVERYONE thinks you are!" Sean told him.

"Everyone thinks Kev is what, Kidd?" Scott said, sliding back into his seat and catching the end of the conversation.

"Everyone thinks I'm going to get the bookers job." Kevin replied, shooting Sean a 'keep your mouth shut' glare.

"Well of course you will, Kev! You deserve it." Scott told him, smiling at him brightly, before turning to accept his drink from the waitress, who had just shown back up.

"Hey, uhm, Sheila" Kevin said, reading the name tag on the rather undersized top she was wearing, "Do you think you could bring me a coke too. Suddenly, I think I want to keep a clear head tonight."

"Sure thing, Mr. Nash." She replied, blushing slightly at his raised eyebrow when she had slipped and said his name, alerting him to the fact that she knew who he was.

"Thanks. Appreciate it." He said, shifting towards Scotty to put his arm around him again out of habit. This time he realized what he was doing at the last second, but went ahead and did it anyway, because it felt right. Who had the right to tell him what to do anyways? Let people think what they would, he knew the truth, and so did Scotty, so who cared, right?

"Damn, this chick's good." Benoit said in the silence that had enveloped their table.

"Yeah, but I've always preferred a bit darker hair, myself." CJ replied, smiling dreamily, evidently seeing something no one else was. Noticing he was looking in the general direction of Scotty, Kevin pulled him a little closer and barely stopped himself from glaring at their mutual friend.

"Sean, you can see the stage better from this side of the table." Kevin said. Noticing Scott's willingness to stay close, instead of pulling away, as he had recently been doing whenever Kevin got too close, Kevin abruptly decided to take advantage of it by pulling Scott out of his chair and into his own lap, wrapping his arms around Scott to hold him in place.

"Your wings." The waitress said, as she placed both orders, and the breadsticks in front of Kevin and Scott, smiling at the sight of their antics.

"Kev, there's a chair right over there. I can use that, it'll be okay." Scott said, a few minutes later, when Kevin had still not let him go. Feeling the hardness of Kevin's erection pressing into the cleft of his ass was driving Scott crazy with the need to strip them both naked, and have Kevin fuck him through the floor, then and there, no matter who was watching. Did Kevin even realize he had an erection? Scott wondered, as he unconsciously wiggled around a bit.

"Sure, baby." Kevin replied, slightly disappointed. He had been rather enjoying having Scotty in his lap, which Kevin was beginning to suspect that Scott had felt. Noticing the bulge in the front of Scott's jeans, Kevin started to get the sneaky suspicion of what might be bothering Scotty. "I just got a great idea! I'll be right back." Kevin said, as he got up, walking over to the DJ.

"What are you staring at, Kidd?" Scott asked a few minutes later, as he was finishing off his wings. Sean was staring intently behind Scott, eyes wide in horror. "Is the chick coming up there THAT hideous?"

"Stewies would like to present a feature dancer, for tonight and tonight only." A voice stated through the loudspeaker, as a new song, Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and Roses began to play.

Turning his head, Scott saw Kevin up on the stage, hips gyrating in rhythm to the opening guitar rift. His eyes locked with Scotty's, as his hands ran lightly down his chest and abdomen, lightly fingering the hem, before slowly raising it up, over his abdomen, past the chest, up over his head, to be lightly swung around before thrown into Scott's lap. Winking at him, Kevin once again ran his hands down his body, running them lightly over his nipples, causing them to stand at attention, before continuing downwards to his jeans. Unbuttoning them slowly, Kevin teasingly lowered the zipper, allowing them to open to each side as he did so, showing off the pair of black thong underwear he was wearing. Turning so his back was to the crown, head still turned to watch Scotty's reactions; he began to pull the jeans down, jiggling his ass to the drumbeat as he bent at the waist to pull them off. Turning back to face the audience, there was no missing the massive erection bulging in his underwear. Meeting Scott's eyes again, Kevin motioned with his eyes for Scott to look down a bit.

Smiling, Scott finally realized what Kevin was motioning towards. Right there, lined up perfectly with Kevin's massive erection, was one word, written in red. 'Hall'. Reaching into his back pocket, Scotty pulled out his wallet. Reaching in, he took a twenty out, holding it up towards Kevin. The smile on his face grew bigger as Kevin glided over to him and thrust his hips forward for Scotty to slide the money down the front of his thong. Reaching forward, Scott purposely ran his hand up the side of Kevin's cock as he pushed the money inside his thong.

"So, how much for a lap dance, sexy?" Scotty asked, slowly rubbing Kevin's now fully erect member.

With a glance to Sean that said 'you can find your own way back to the hotel, Kevin grabbed Scott's hand, pulling him up and against his body, he leaned forward, kissing him passionately, before leading him out the door.

"Well, I guess that means you finally got my hints, huh, Chico?" Scott thought, giggling as he raced to keep up with him.

End

Welcome To The Jungle
Guns N Roses


Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease


CHORUS:
In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed


Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
OOh, I wanna hear you scream


Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me


CHORUS


And when you're high you never ever wanna come down
so sown, so down, so down....YEAH


You know where you are?
you're in the jungle baby...you're gonna DIEEE
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
fell my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to you
its gonna bring you down....HA!!